Somehow, I have watched all episodes from S01E12 to S02E08 in the last 2 days, which proved to be perfect distraction from rl shit hitting the fan. Observations:
Holy shit, do I hate Clare, Claire or whatsherface. The only known way to make a pregnant character more annoying is advancing her to a young mother character and it’s driving me crazy. I watched a lot Australian reality TV at some point in my life (and expect no-one will ever ask why) and became somewhat fond of an Aussie accent. Until now. Now I’m in blind rage as soon as that annoying bitch starts yelling about “OMAIGAWD THAY WANNA HERT MAI BAYBAY!!!1”. And yes, I can in fact hear the “1”.
Now, is there anything in the world that could be more annoying than that? Yes. There is. Charlie. Who I can totally see in a re-make of Mr. Babysitter and that is one of the worst things that could possibly happen in Hollywood.
Speaking of annoying. Somewhere in late season 1, I swore that I will drown a puppy for each time Hurley says “dude”. I’m so out of imaginary puppies by now, they are literally extinct. I had to move on and drown imaginary cats and I’m quite confident to erase the entire imaginary animal life of this planet before I’m through season 2.
Other notable observations: Meanwhile, 3 people that were all not Jack rolled down a hill. I fear for his job. I still haven’t figured out why people refer to Sawyer as “redneck”. As far as I was informed, rednecks don’t wear suits or work as con men.