Because I’m too lazy to write a second article for my own blog.
Guest-Writer-A-Con steams ahead! My hive-mind-member and internet großer Freund KidCarnival returns to bring us some theories about the “life changing news” Tom Mason purportedly receives in the Season 2 finale, “Less Perfect Union”
What news will change Tom’s life?
It has been hinted that Tom Mason will receive “life changing news” by the end of season 2. Now, his life may be in ruins anyway and there aren’t that many ways to make it worse, but it’s unlikely he’ll learn that the aliens will happily leave Earth alone if he only sings “La Cucaracha” under a full moon. [Editor’s note: That is NOT a ridiculous idea. I passed 11th grade math because the teach gave anybody who sang in front of the class on the last day 10 extra points on their final… -Greg] So what options do the writers have to make his life more miserable?
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